I like carnivals, cities, and kitties.
I'm obsessed with movies and actresses.
Music is my medicine.
I like dark, twisted, and disturbing things.
I like random and awkward things.
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life
Michael Fassbender arrives at the 2014 Film Independent Spirit Awards
Katy Perry is the true Princess of Pop she stans for the Queen
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life